Death Before Decaf

2-shane-s:

beinggigantic:

grugz:

poolpartypirates:

a boner is basically your dick blushing

wow cool observation bro but u forgot u blush when ur embarrassed not when u wanna bone something

wtf i only get boners when i’m embarrassed 

i get boners when i have to piss really bad

dude, I mean, I just get boners.

marberytyphoon:

davos: i dont have time for you magic tricks

melisandre: illusions davos you dont have time for my ILLUSIONS.

I wish my whole life was Intro by the XX

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

Making tea this morning instead of coffee for work was one of the best ideas I’ve had in a long time.